MACK #85: Ghislaine Maxwell

As of this episode’s posting, Ghislaine Maxwell has not yet been suicided by the Clintons and remains in FBI custody. But that could all change at any moment.

As you may or may not know Ghislaine Maxwell was Jeffrey Epstein (did not kill himself)’s right hand woman, co-dependent deviant behavior enabler, underage girl procurer, assistant, one time gal pal, etc etc etc. Together they were pieces of shit, preying on young girls, grooming them for future abuse sessions with Epstein. Sometimes Ghislaine joined in, sometimes she just watched.

Thank God she has been arrested. This can go a few ways and I guess we’ll all have to wait and see whether she sings like a canary, which at least one of her victims thinks will be the case OR if she goes to jail — most likely for life if she is found guilty of these numerous charges mentioned in the indictment released recently.

Dave and I discuss the indictment as well as a recent 60 Minutes Australia report I watched on youtube. We play some clips from this and discuss some of the young ladies included in the report.

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MACK #77: UFOs

Greetings people of earth! Today we bring you an episode all about UFOs!

If you weren’t aware, the Pentagon recently released three videos accompanied by the following statement:

The Department of Defense has authorized the release of three unclassified Navy videos, one taken in November 2004 and the other two in January 2015, which have been circulating in the public domain after unauthorized releases in 2007 and 2017. The U.S. Navy previously acknowledged that these videos circulating in the public domain were indeed Navy videos. After a thorough review, the department has determined that the authorized release of these unclassified videos does not reveal any sensitive capabilities or systems, and does not impinge on any subsequent investigations of military air space incursions by unidentified aerial phenomena. DOD is releasing the videos in order to clear up any misconceptions by the public on whether or not the footage that has been circulating was real, or whether or not there is more to the videos. The aerial phenomena observed in the videos remain characterized as “unidentified.” The released videos can be found at the Naval Air Systems Command FOIA Reading Room: https://www.navair.navy.mil/foia/documents.

Personally I think this is huge news. The DoD, in my opinion, could have easily dismissed these videos a few years ago and claimed they showed drones or even that they were all part of some sort of military training exercise. But nope. Here we are.

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MACK #73: Conspiracies, Unsolved Mysteries & Deep Dark Secrets #5

Woooo! It’s time for another episode of Conspiracies, Unsolved Mysteries & Deep Dark Secrets. I love these episodes! I get to dive into some weird and crazy shit and Dave gets to make fun of all of it. Good times!

If you aren’t hip to these episodes, basically I have one story for each category and Dave gets to pick the order in which we discuss them.

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MACK #67: Coronavirus

It’s the long awaited Coronavirus episode of our podcast!

Hi there everyone! In this show Dave and I go through some of the Coronavirus facts and figures that  are out there and deemed “official” along with some that are not.

We talk about the the origin stories we’ve heard and I offer my own take. As per usual, Dave does his best to steer our conversation way off course as often as possible.

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MACK #65: David Bowie & The Occult, Danny Masterson News & Presidential Tweets

Hi there friends!

We had a bit of a setback when we originally started to record this show. We sat down on Saturday and shit just wouldn’t go right. So I gave up (rather dramatically!) and we tried again today. But since our experience on Saturday was so MEH we decided to change up the theme of today’s show.

What I wound up doing was writing 8 different subjects on a page and I numbered them 1 through 8. Then I had our Dave pick a number between 1 and 8 and that would decide which subject we spoke about.

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MACK #64: Conspiracies, Unsolved Mysteries & Deep Dark Secrets #4

It has been over a year since our last installment of this particular series. We are long overdue with this one, so let’s jump right in!

As you may or may not remember, I present Dave with one story from each category (he gets to pick the order) and then we discuss what we think about that particular subject.

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MACK #63: The Houston Astros Sign Stealing Scandal

AKA The shit that ruined baseball, again.

[make sure you head to middleagedcoolkids.com for the embedded photos and links in this post!]

Hiyooo good people! I hope this recent upload finds you well.

This week’s episode is all about The Houston Astros Sign Stealing Scandal Extravaganza. Well, maybe not all about it. Dave, as usual, has a bit of an issue staying on topic. But that’s always fun so who cares.

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