MACK #64: Conspiracies, Unsolved Mysteries & Deep Dark Secrets #4
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It has been over a year since our last installment of this particular series. We are long overdue with this one, so let’s jump right in!
As you may or may not remember, I present Dave with one story from each category (he gets to pick the order) and then we discuss what we think about that particular subject.
His first choice was Deep Dark Secret.
This blind item came from the fine folks at CrazyDaysAndNights.net one of my most favorite guilty pleasure websites ever.
This reveal was posted on June 7, 2018 . . . here’s an excerpt —
One of the longest held secrets in Hollywood was known by a handful of people. I was never one of those people. Even as the secret was passed down to a second and then a third generation, I still never knew. It was not until the last week of April that I was told the secret and that it was OK to talk about it now because the subject of the secret had been killed in an auto accident. That was kind of fitting considering that is how he “died,” the first time.
Dave does a good job at guessing who this blind item is about but doesn’t buy it for a minute.
Next up he chose the Conspiracy.
Today’s conspiracy is CLIMATE CHANGE.
We’re so self-important. Everybody’s going to save something now. “Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails.” And the greatest arrogance of all: save the planet. Save the planet, we don’t even know how to take care of ourselves yet. I’m tired of this shit. I’m tired of f-ing Earth Day. I’m tired of these self-righteous environmentalists, these white, bourgeois liberals who think the only thing wrong with this country is that there aren’t enough bicycle paths.
— George Carlin
This planet of ours has been estimated to be roughly four and a half BILLION years old. How anyone can think that in the 200 or so years since the Industrial Revolution we have somehow managed to affect this planet negatively [or positively for that matter] is baffling. We are barely blips on the timeline of this great planet of ours. The earth goes through its cycles and will continue to do its thing with or without us. Global Warming / Climate Change is a money making racket that also manages to scare the shit out of good people who get caught up in the fear mongering that comes out of their television sets and radios. There is no news anymore. None. It’s all just propaganda that pretty much is just a means to an end. What is that end? The control of your thoughts, your money, your actions, your life. Be free people. Don’t get worked up into a frenzy over bullshit. Live your life, love your friends and family, enjoy yourself.
In this section we include quotes from Patrick Moore, co-founder of Greenpeace. He spoke with Breitbart’s XM Station in March of 2019.
I also pull some quotes from a John Coleman interview. If you’ve not heard of Mr. Coleman, he was the co-founder of The Weather Channel, and he was also the original weather man on ABC’s Good Morning America. He had spent 61 years in broadcasting before retiring in 2014. He passed away in 2018. Anywho, Youtube goes so far as to put a blurb about Global Warming from wikipedia right on the John Coleman interview page. I’m sure their next move is to delete the video entirely. Hopefully someone will put this up on bitchute before that happens.
We also play some of George Carlin’s famous “Earth Plus Plastic” bit.
And that brings us, finally!, to our Unsolved Mystery!
It’s BIG FOOT!
I go through the history of Big Foot and try my best to convince Dave that there just may be something to this particular Unsolved Mystery. The history of Big Foot sightings start with the Native Americans who lived in the Pacific Northwest. Different tribes had very similar stories regarding Sasquatch.
There have been quite a few sightings since then, just not a whole lot of evidence. But that’s not to say there is NO evidence.
Perhaps the most famous footage of Big Foot is still the 1967 film that is known as the Patterson–Gimlin film. Recently someone has run this piece of evidence through Adobe After Effects and has done a very good job of sprucing it up. Did you know this particular Big Foot is a female? There are boobs! Here, take a look for yourself!
Also I mention in this episode about a Russian family who actually hits what they think is a Big Foot with their car. The footage is blurry, but it’s clear they hit something and that something is trying to chase them down. Here’s that video:
Alrighty, that’s it from us this week! I hope you have fun listening to this one. And please, if you have any Conspiracies, Unsolved Mysteries or Deep Dark Secrets you’d like us to talk about, let us know!
Thanks so much for listening! You are appreciated!